The Ironic Priesthood

October 9, 2006

Fruit Sweet to My Taste

Filed under: Letters to the Editor — elderbarrywhine @ 11:40 pm

Birds of a Feather

I am not an attractive person. This does not bother me. Attractive women dating unattractive men, this bothers me. Being unattractive, I tend to stick to my kind. This is ok with me, in fact I probably find other girls attractive that would probably be considered ugly by most. But I am starting to get a false hope. I am seeing an increasing trend of beautiful women dating ugly men. This must be put to a stop before I feel that I am “beautiful girl material.” I urge all attractive females to put a stop to this. Stop dating your ugly boyfriend immediately. Let them date their own kind, for if not, there will be a surplus of ugly women, which would be good for me, but bad for them. Any who disagree to this proposition is either an ugly guy themselves, or a girl who is dating an ugly guy. Please stick with your kind.

Mike Hall

San Bernardino, Calif.

So, basically, the Daily Universe will actually publish any letter they get sent, won’t they? And why is this guy trying to ruin things? I married up and I think it’s safe to say that the High Priest married up, too.



  1. I’ll have you know that I have just barely managed to convince myself that it was she who married up. Thanks a lot for shattering my fragile illusions.

    Comment by thehighpriest — October 13, 2006 @ 4:19 pm

  2. Is this a parody or real life?

    Comment by Stephen M (Ethesis) — April 2, 2007 @ 5:44 pm

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    Comment by Larcik-ff — January 17, 2008 @ 8:19 pm

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