The Ironic Priesthood

October 5, 2006

The Choicest Fruit: Police Beat

Filed under: DU Police Beat — thehighpriest @ 11:50 pm

Sept. 29- A report was called in of an older man mumbling to himself on the intramural fields on Canyon Road. The man was gone when police arrived.

What do you think are the odds that this guy was one of the Three Nephites?  I’ll bet you he was mumbling “Have your food storage ready by Halloween”.


1 Comment »

  1. Um… wha? Why would you report an old man mumbling to himself? Oh, look, it’s a teenage girl talking on a cell phone! Let’s report HER!

    Comment by FHL — October 7, 2006 @ 12:00 am

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